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Don’t mess with Texas

The Grinch who stole Dallas has struck again. Already Dr. Miriam Adelson put her malign stamp on the Dallas Mavericks by trading away their most beloved player, Luka Doncic, for the equivalent of two sagging basketballs and a rusty air pump. Now she’s hiking ticket prices 8.5%. (Premium seats will cost 20%.) To add insult to injury, the bad news was rolled out on the same day that a fourth starting player, Kyrie Irving, joined a swelling disabled list. With Dallas in 10th place in the Western Conference and running on fumes, playoff hopes are undoubtedly toast.

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Hockey Knights in Vegas Episode 101: Adin Hill, the Trade Deadline and More!

Hockey Knights in Vegas is BACK!

The trade deadline is 48 hours away, and the league’s contenders are starting to make moves for their run to the Stanley Cup. The VGK will have somewhere between zero and 11.2 million to go shopping. Kelly McCrimmon has said repeatedly that the VGK will have a quiet year. Do you believe him? Eddie & Chris scour the league for what the VGK might have up their sleeve.

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An Interesting Case Study

Bob Dancer

Someone told me about a casino, but swore me to secrecy about writing its name, or even the state it is in. If too many strong players knew the details about this casino, the casino couldn’t afford to continue the excellent benefits it now provides — which ruins the play for all players. But I can describe those benefits.

These benefits are for “semi” high rollers — that is, it requires $40,000 coin-in monthly if you’re a slot player, or $80,000 coin-in a month if you’re a video poker player. While these amounts aren’t for everybody, there’s a significant number of players who could play that much if they were profitably motivated. 

For the video poker players, the best game is NSU Deuces Wild. In addition to a 0.05% slot club, along with reasonable comps, if you play the $80,000 coin-in a month you receive $100 in free play, twice a month. This is a slightly positive game — not worth travel expenses unless you lived in that city or had another really good play close by so you could “double dip” when you visited that city. Most players will play lesser games than NSU, and play them badly, so the casino makes out okay even with this promotion.

Slot players, however, receive $1,000 in free play, twice a month, along with a 0.1% slot club and reasonable comps. This is more than a 5% return.

If you know nothing about playing slots with an advantage, this is not a good deal. The slots at this casino return about 91% on average. Playing games with an expected 9% loss to receive 5% in benefits isn’t a winning play.

But what if you knew something about slot machines?

I’m going to describe a hypothetical “Orange Bob” machine. This machine has mini, minor, and major meters that each reset to five spins — and then they rise when you get particular combinations. When the meters are at five, five, and five, the game returns 75%. Nobody with a clue would play it at that level — but there are many clueless players at this and other casinos. 

Whenever the mini, minor, and major meters increase by one unit, the return on the game increases 0.5%, 1%, and 1.5%, respectively. If you come across a game where the meters are at 10, 10, and 10, the worth of the game would be the 75% it started at, an extra 5% because of the rise in the mini, an extra 10% because of the rise in the minor, and an extra 15% because of the rise in the major. This turns it into a game that returns 105% and is well worth playing — especially since if you start playing now, the meters will continue to rise until you hit one or more of them. 

Also, assume that while the exact numbers I cited in the previous paragraph are only known to a few players, there are a lot of players with a general idea. These players have their own “strike points,” when they estimate a game is positive. These players search the casino for such opportunities — so a lot of the time you find a good situation when somebody has just given up on playing a game when it’s positive.

It could be that this player who leaves the machine in a good situation has no idea of what makes the game positive. It could be that this player ran out of money. It could be that this player had to catch a plane and could no longer stick around until the relevant meters went back to reset values.

The game can be played for five different denominations, with five different “number of coins” for each of these denominations. The range is from a $1 total bet to $50. 

Players seeking to play $40,000 coin-in per month will avoid the lower denomination/coins combinations, simply because each time you find the play you might get anywhere from 10 to 500 spins. You won’t find playable situations very often, and if you’re only playing $1 or $2 per spin, you’re not going to come close to reaching your $40,000 coin-in goal.

There are numerous games similar to these Orange Bob games, and if you know about enough of them, you can do all right.

The interesting part about this, that I never considered while playing video poker, is that you can play “on the come.” 

Normally, without the free play, you would wait until the machines (with expected meter rise before you hit it) were higher than 100% before you started to play — assuming you were attempting to play these machines at a profit.

With 5% in benefits, however, you can start to play when the machines (with expected meter rise before you hit it) are at 97% or so. Yes, you’re giving up 3% to the casino, but the casino is giving you 5% to do so. So, it’s not a bad deal.

If you’re looking for 97% or higher games, and most of your competition is looking for 100% or higher games, you’re going to find a lot of opportunities to play. Even with everyone and his brother checking the machines all day long, you’ll find plays because you’re willing to play at lower starting numbers than most of the others do.

I find this an interesting concept.

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Burger & Fries (Station Casinos)

Has hell frozen over? Station Casinos is offering several late-night breakfast specials—from $3.99 (pancakes) to $9.99 (steak & eggs)—and a hamburger & fries for $5.99 served 24/7 in its various coffee shops. We thought it was no longer in Station’s playbook to offer value like this, but darned if that burger deal isn’t good enough to make the Top Ten. 

We haven’t seen a deal like this from Station in years. The casino company that became a powerhouse by catering to locals and leaning on value did an about-face coming out of the pandemic, essentially taking a margin-widening tack that meant the end of buffets and pretty much any kind of deal in the restaurants. The restaurant program at Station is outstanding, it’s just not predicated on value the way it used to be. That seems to be changing. We discuss the reasons why in the March LVA. Here, we concentrate on the particulars of this exceptional deal.

Where and When

In judging a value, where and when are important factors. If a deal is available for three hours one day a week at some obscure location, then it almost doesn’t matter how good it is. For this one, the where is several of the Station coffee shops, which means locations all over the city. They are the Brass Forks at Palace, Sunset, and Santa Fe Stations, the Lucky Pennys at Green Valley Ranch and Red Rock, and Game On at Boulder Station. That’s a pretty good where, and the when is as good as it gets—it’s available 24/7 at all the locations.

Bring Your Boarding Pass

The deal is available to Station Casinos Boarding Pass Members only. When you order, the first thing the waitress asks for is your players card. No problem. If you don’t have one, get one on your way in. It’s a smart move; they’re building their database.

The Burger

It’s a cheeseburger, served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. Mustard, ketchup, and mayo are at the ready. It comes with a mini-bucket of fries (no substitutions). You almost can’t find a cheeseburger for $10 or less anymore and you won’t find one this good for $6 anywhere. You can make it a double for an additional $2.99. A Pepsi with unlimited refills was $3.99.

There’s More

We tried only the burger & fries, but at the same time, Station added four late-night breakfast specials: pancakes $3.99, eggs with biscuits and gravy $4.99, Deuces Wild (classic eggs and meat) $4.99, and steak and eggs $9.99. These are all served 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. daily. Similar to burgers, the price of breakfasts has gone up everywhere, nearly doubling in some spots (egg shortage?). Hence, this is another good play, albeit not with the same availability.

Station BC (Before COVID)

For those who weren’t around or have just forgotten, Station Casinos used to be the King of the Deals. Perhaps the most famous was its 49¢ complete breakfast back in the ‘80s (people used to order six of them at a time). Even considering the time period, it ranks as one of Vegas’ all-time great deals. Then there was a $9.99 king crab leg special in the ‘90s that was just plain ridiculous. After that, the incredible Feast Buffet ran all the way to 2020, which was the last time a Station property has been in the Top Ten, aside from the traditional nod to Durango Casino when it opened. Quite a change in philosophy. Food courts ain’t gonna get you on the Top Ten.

The Verdict

We liked everything about this deal and it’s currently #5 in our Top Ten Values list. And this isn’t all from Station. The Oyster Bar at Red Rock has good daily specials, including $1 oysters and clams on the half shell on Tuesdays. And the Oyster Bar at Palace Station has just initiated its own “Oyster Tuesdays” with $1.25 oysters. Maybe there’s more to come. The vast Station network has the capacity to buy in bulk and create deals like these. Whatever the reason—Anthony Curtis suggests in his March COUPONOMY column that the casinos, as a group, might be anticipating a slowdown—they’ve finally made some moves to bring back that old Station Casinos feel. It’s good to see.

And yes, this was the bill for two. Nice.

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Resorts World implodes

Malaysia we have a problem. The signature American attraction of Genting Group, its $4.3 billion Resorts World Las Vegas, is a dud, a flop, dead in the water, stale, old news. Why do we say this? Because when 4Q24 numbers were disclosed last week, it was revealed that Resorts World LV had cash flow of a bare $1 million. And why is that significant? Because it’s the customary measuring stick for return on investment. Meaning that Resorts World’s ROI for a period that included Formula One Weekend and New Year’s Eve was so small you’d need an electron microscope to see it, a tiny fraction of a percentage point. (It was $58 million in 4Q23, for the record.)

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Strip explodes in January

Bobby Vegas: What to do while waiting for your MRB

Between the twin disappointments that were Formula One Weekend in November and Super Bowl weekend earlier this month, the Las Vegas Strip saw an extraordinary upsurge of gambling. Can it last? Who knows. It’s as unexpected as it is welcome, coming after six straight months of decline. Strip casinos erupted 22.5%, hitting $840 million. Statewide, casinos jumped 12.5% for over $1.4 billion.

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Buffet Update – March 2025

Circus CircusCircus Buffet: This week’s breakfast buffet is Fri-Sun, 1 a.m.-12 p.m. is $19.95. Then their dinner buffet is Fri & Sat, 4 p.m.-10 p.m. is $24.95.

CosmopolitanWicked Spoon: Daily Brunch is now 8 a.m.-2 p.m. instead of 8 a.m.-3 p.m. for $47 on weekdays and $54 on weekends.

RampartMarket Place Buffet: All buffet prices went up by $1-$2. Champagne Brunch Sat & Sun, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. is now $34.99. Lunch Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. is now $23.99. Dinner Mon, Tues, & Thurs-Sun 4 p.m.-8 p.m.is now $33.99.

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Nacho Daddy

Nacho Daddy is a local chain of three restaurants, one downtown, one at the Miracle Mile Shops, and one on W. Sahara in Summerlin. The first location opened in 2010 and Nacho Daddy’s claim to fame is for being the inventor of the Scorpion shot: Cenote tequila, salt, lime, and an actual scorpion.

Yes, you read that right. At the Miracle Mile location, Nacho Daddy displays a live-scorpion terrarium built by the TV show “Tanked” and this unique “attraction” has been featured on the Food Network, Travel Channel, and Animal Planet. The company claims that it’s served 50,000 Scorpion shots over the past decade-plus as a rite of passage for what we’d call “extreme drinkers.” Of course, the scorpions are dead and their stingers have been removed, but what they call the “ultimate drinking challenge” was an experience that we passed on during our visit to finally review Nacho Daddy.

This is essentially a Mexican-food sports bar with a focus, nachorally, on nachos: a dozen different kinds, with ground beef, six kinds of chicken, shrimp, filet, even lobster and crab and surf and turf, along with the usual refried beans, cheddar and jack cheese, queso fresco, and pico de gallo, plus sautéed onions, guacamole, and sour cream all topping house-made tri-colored corn chips. These plates, big enough for two big eaters and three mediums, range from $18 to $29.

Nachos noch-yo thang? You can also get soup and salads, flaming fajitas ($19-$26), burritos and enchiladas ($15-$17), tacos ($13-$18), a number of vegan options, and several desserts. They also serve Sunday brunch with a big page of breakfast choices and any kind of alcohol you can dream up at all hours. The Scorpion shot is $23.95.

We visited the downtown branch and tried the Fiesta nachos, the basic chicken-breast version ($17.95), and the flaming-shrimp appetizer, a half-pound of chipotle-lime-marinated shrimp served on a sizzling skillet.

Both were decent and plenty of food for two of us, with half of both left to take out. With a couple of beers, the bill came to $72 with tax, without tip. A bit expensive, perhaps, and the nachos don’t travel particularly well, but we’re not too picky about leftovers and we got a second lunch out of the deal.

Maybe next time, we’ll brave the tequila-marinated scorpion. Maybe not.