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Main Street Station Garden Brunch Buffet


We reviewed dinner at the Main Street Station Garden Buffet in the September 2023 issue of the Advisor after trying it on a Friday night in August. The title of the post was “Where Is Everyone?” Here’s how it began: “We arrived right at 6 p.m., thinking we might have to wait in line for 20 to 30 minutes to get into the only downtown buffet, which serves dinner Fri. and Sat. nights only. Au contraire! We didn’t have to wait even 20 seconds. We walked right up to the cashier, paid, and had plate in hand within a minute.” The room remained mostly empty for the next 90 minutes while we were there and we wondered if the buffet might be this empty regularly.

When we stayed at the Plaza the weekend before F1 in November, we were a five-minute walk from Main Street Station, so we determined to check out the line situation at various times.

We started walking over at 1 p.m. on Saturday. No one was in line and not much was happening with an hour to go for brunch, which closes at 2 p.m.

We went back at 4 p.m. for the opening of dinner. This time, the line filled up all three rows of fixed barriers, then stretched to the door; the 70 people or so were handled by two cashiers, one for the VIP line. By 4:15, even with another 25 or so stragglers showing up just after opening, the line was pretty well handled. By six, however, there were two lines, one backed up most of the way to the entrance with people waiting to pay, the other 10 deep after paying and waiting to be seated. The room was pretty full, so tables needed to be cleared before the second line moved. The same pattern repeated on a couple of checks on Sunday evening as well.

Sunday morning we went back and got there right at 8 a.m. to review brunch. Frankly, we weren’t expecting a line that early, so we were a bit surprised that 25 people were ahead of us, almost all hungry Hawaiians (mostly Japanese-Americans). There was only one cashier, but she was very efficient, handling both the VIP and HP (hoi polloi) lines in staggered fashion. By about 8:30, most of the early activity had been handled, but around 9, the later crowd started showing up and the line stayed long until we left at 9:30. Plus, the tables had filled up, so the second line had formed.

Our conclusion? The reason we walked right in to review dinner was that it was a particularly slow weekend night in August. But over a busy weekend in November, the Garden Buffet fills up and the lines get long. For both brunch and dinner, it’s best to arrive as early as you can; for brunch, late is also the better play.

As for the brunch buffet itself, the selection was as extensive as dinner and the quality was about equal, which is to say good enough for downtown’s only buffet.

Being brunch, the salad bar had romaine, spinach, and toppings right next to bagels, lox, sliced tomato, kimchee, namasu (sliced cucumbers and carrots in a light vinegar sauce), and a toaster. Next to cold cereal and milk were six different kinds of pizza and garlic toast, crepes, corned beef hash, pancakes, waffles, and French toast. Steam-table eggs were scrambled plain or with chorizo, along with bacon, sausage, and home fries. The carving station offered ham, chicken, and three kinds of sausage (kielbasa, Italian, and Portuguese). Our cooked-to-order cheese omelet came out in less than a minute.

The lunch food included pulled pork and cabbage, Hawaiian beef stew, fried and shoyu chicken, fish of the day, roasted yams, green-bean casserole, mashed potatoes with turkey gravy, and mac and cheese.

The desserts occupy an entire serving island: self-serve soft chocolate and vanilla with toppings, pies, pastries, puddings, cakes, cookies, muffins, and sugar-free selections.

We went back for seconds and thirds of namasu, a second bagel and lox, pulled pork and mashed, and desserts.

The total price came to $29.95, which in this day and age is quite reasonable for the only Las Vegas buffet within several miles and a decent one at that.

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Swingers Golf at Mandalay Bay

On November 8, Swingers adults-only golf club and high-end entertainment venue opened its flagship location at Mandalay Bay. It was the latest in a line — Atomic Golf next to STRAT and Pop Stroke extreme mini-golf at Town Square — of golf attractions arriving in Las Vegas.

Swingers is the first thing you encounter when you enter MBay on the ground level from the parking garage. It’s on the left and occupies the entire wall that stretches into the casino’s dining area.

The 40,000-square-foot two-story venue encompasses two bars, a street-food eatery, an arcade, and four “crazy-golf” courses; founded in London, Swingers claims to have pioneered the “competitive-socializing” mini-golf experience. Swingers debuted in 2014 and currently operates six locations: two in London, one in Washington, D.C., one in New York City, one in Dubai, and the Vegas venue, with a location coming to Boston.

From the main lobby, you walk up to the first level and immediately encounter a very long bar.

From there, you descend half a floor to the lower two nine-hole golf courses: Balloon on the left, Clocktower on the right. At the far end of the bar is Emmy’s Squared, the restaurant. At the near end is a selfie room.

You go up a flight of stairs to the second floor for another long bar and two more nine-holes. Carnival, the arcade, is at the near end of the second floor.

If you’re used to expansive outdoor miniature-golf courses, like PopStroke’s, you’ll be surprised by how small these are, being indoors; they can get pretty crowded at prime times. Still, the courses are imaginative and challenging, with lots of neon and such obstacles as windmills, waterwheels, and carousels, jumps, and loops.

Swingers is an attraction that proves an evolving rule in Vegas: LOUD IS THE NEW FUN! Fronting the otherwise uninhabited two-story English country house is a DJ spinning relentless monotonous electronic dance music, every track in four-four time: BOOM boom boom boom BOOM boom boom boom BOOM boom boom boom BOOM boom boom boom. Forget trying to have a conversation; forget even hearing the specials recited by a waiter at Emmy’s.

As for the Carnival, the arcade collects 6-10 credits per game and you pay $10 for 48 credits (20.5 cents) or roughly $1.20-$2 per game. Higher spend lowers the price per credit (12.5 cents per $100). Examples: Wack n Win is 6 credits, Wack a Hole 8 credits, Bowler Roller 10. The games dispense tickets that you redeem for logo merch.

On our visit a week or so after it opened, Swingers had an unbelievable number of people working: waiters, bartenders, cocktail runners, security, suits, and at least 12 people in the kitchen. We wouldn’t be surprised to hear that, like Atomic Golf, they lay off people soon. In the meantime, you can sit anywhere and you’ll be immediately approached for service.

At the bars, bottled and draft Heineken, Coors Light, Budweiser, Michelob and the like are $10, craft beers $14. Wine by the glass starts at $15 and goes up to $26. Proseco by the glass is $18, with bottles up to $990 for Krug Vintage. Sangria is $17, espresso $23, cocktails start at $12 go to $26, or splurge on eight-year-old scotch for $142. Nightclub prices, almost.

Emmy’s Squared is a Brooklyn-born Detroit-style pizza and burger place. You can get three kinds of pizza by the slice: cheese, pepperoni, and pepperoni-pineapple ($10). A chicken sandwich, meatballs, chicken parm, burgers, and double burgers are $16-$23. Waffle fries are $10 and Caesars salad $19. We tried a slice of pepperoni. The frico crust was marginal and it’s baked with honey as a topping. We don’t know about you, but we don’t want honey on our pepperoni pizza and we didn’t finish the lone slice ($10.84 with tax).


A round of crazy golf starts at $35 per person and ticket packages are available for purchase that include cocktails, street food, crazy golf, and reserved seating. And whatever you do, don’t forget that you’ll pay $20-$23 to park at Mandalay Bay. If you go, make sure Swingers is open and not closed for a private party, which happened to a member when he went, so you don’t pay to park for nothing.

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What’s Good for the Goose

Bob Dancer

I attended a wedding recently in Las Vegas. I’ve known the groom for about 25 years. We both were successful players at the MGM Grand during the time I was able to make $1 million there during a six-month period.

I was seated at the wedding reception next to a player I’ve known even longer. “Sam” now lives in California and mentioned he has some advantage plays in California, Oregon, and Washington. I asked him if there was anything he could tell me about the plays.

Sam told me he had partners and they were all sworn to secrecy. They believed the plays wouldn’t last if other pros started showing up. I understood.

Sam later asked me if I was still gambling. I told him yes. There were a few casinos who were “giving away the store,” so to speak, and I was managing to get my share of what they were giving away.

He pressed me for details and I gave him approximately the same answer as he had given me, which was that I had a partner and we believe that if too many pros know the exact details, the duration of the promotion would be limited.

But Sam pressed on. He told me that we’ve known each other “forever,” and that should count for something. Again, I demurred, he took the hint, and we began talking about something else.

The thing is, I do have friends with whom I share things. But those friends also share things with me. Currently, three of my best four regular plays came on a tip from somebody else. On one of them, when I got into the play and found out some extra things, I explained the “enhancements” I had found to the friend who told me about the play in the first place.

Is there a possible scenario when Sam and I start sharing with each other? Sure. But I’m going to need some useful information from him before I start sharing my “good stuff.” I’ve given him some hints in the past and so far, it’s not been reciprocated.

Once a player, “Tom,” told me he was willing to share a video poker play with me for single-line quarters where, including mailers and everything, the player had a 1½% advantage. 

I thanked him and told him I wasn’t interested. That play might be worth $15 per hour — including the time it took to drive back and forth. There was a time when I would have jumped at that play, but now I want to spend my time on plays that are more lucrative than that. I played a lot for quarters as I was beginning my video poker career, and I certainly don’t mean to put others down who are now in that position, but that’s no longer my thing.

If Tom were actually a quarter player, then my best plays would be beyond his means. But he could easily know players for whom the plays were not beyond their means. I didn’t want to have to give up plays for something that would be worthless to me.

I told Tom that if he found a good play on $5 or higher machines, I’d certainly be interested. I could trade information or give him a finder’s fee, whichever he preferred. But for me to pay, the information had to be useful.

A player recently told me about a play at a casino that was exceptionally lucrative. Unfortunately, it consisted of four-times-a-week drawings — at a casino well over 1,000 miles from Las Vegas. That information wasn’t going to be useful to me personally, but I’m still glad I know about it. That might be information that someday I could barter with someone else in order to obtain knowledge that was potentially profitable to me.

Another player, “Ulrich,” told me about a play that had been good, but the casino changed the promotion a week before I showed up. Ulrich later swore he didn’t know, but I wonder. There are players who will try to trade useless information in the hopes that they will receive something useful in return.  Ulrich swore he’d make it up to me. We’ll see. It’s been two years, and I haven’t heard from him since.

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Plaza Trip Report


We had occasion to spend the weekend before Formula 1 downtown at the Plaza. It was a relief to be able to walk everywhere, rather than sitting and sitting and sitting in traffic on and around the Strip; the race might as well have been on a different planet for the lack of impact it had downtown.

As for the Plaza itself, we got a chance to examine it in detail for the first time in a while and we were suitably impressed with the place.

Parking is free for hotel guests, another advantage over the Strip. The garage is easy in and out and it’s a short walk to the elevators that deliver you right to the south end of the casino. If you get a room in the south tower, those elevators are nearby. For the north tower, you have to walk through the casino.

The casino is spacious and well kept, with a William Hill sports book, a whole room full of Wheel of Fortune machines, and the smokeless Brian Christopher-themed slot wing.

The Plaza dining situation is recommendable. Oscar’s Steakhouse, of course, is one of a handful of fine-dining establishments downtown; it’s in the second-story dome overlooking Fremont Street. Hash House A Go Go makes for a decent coffee shop, open 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. and serving big food at good prices with a counter play that beats the line every time. We had breakfast there Monday morning just before checking out: two eggs, bacon, home fries, and toast for just under $14. We couldn’t finish the excellent potatoes and were still good to go till dinner.

The food court has Fresh Mex, Just Rice, Popup Pizza, and a coffee-pastry counter. Pinkbox Donuts right off the main entrance was insanely busy the entire weekend. We never saw the line with any less than a dozen people waiting and at times, it stretched into the hotel lobby. We couldn’t believe how popular a donut place could be.

Sand Dollar Lounge has live music almost every night and a video poker bar and we took in Miss Behave’s Mavericks in the great old Plaza showroom. We can’t remember the last time we saw a show at a casino where, when it was over, all we had to was return to our room — after a late-night snack at the food court. We loved Mavericks and you can read our review here.

We also got to check out the Main Street Station Garden Buffet several times over the weekend, since it’s a six-minute trip from room to room. Ever since we walked right in on a Friday night at 6 p.m., we’ve wanted to check out the line situation, which we did for both brunch and weekend dinner, and we’ll report on that soon.

We found some equipment to work out on in the small gym, though the pool was closed.

And the hotel room? Very cozy, clean, and conducive to doing a little work. The desk area is well set-up, with a surprisingly comfortable chair, lots of room to spread out, and a couple of electrical outlets on the lamp. There’s a mini-fridge (no freezer) in the cabinet under the TV, which kept the leftovers fresh. The couch is a nice touch, we appreciated the never-ending hot water in the shower, and the heater warms up the room in three minutes flat.

In addition, early check-in is complimentary. When we showed up around 1 p.m. on Saturday, the only available rooms were in the front of the north tower, facing Fremont Street Experience. The front-desk agent warned us that it was noisy, but being the Advisor, we wanted to see for ourselves. Turns out, she wasn’t just whistling Dixie.

the view from the seventh-floor east-facing hotel room

The first giveaway was the package of earplugs in the drawer of one of the end tables. The second was the relentlessly throbbing bass from the big speakers on the stage right across the street at Main and Fremont; it was like sitting at a red light next to one of those cars with the souped-up sound system — for 18 hours straight. It started around 10 a.m. and didn’t quiet down until 3 a.m. on Saturday and 2 a.m. on Sunday.

Even then, it was worth it to us to check in early and no matter when you arrive, if you snag a west-facing room (away from Fremont Street) in either tower, you’ll be more insulated from the FSE madness.

The price was certainly right. For the two nights over the weekend before F1, using the MRB coupon, we paid a total of $218.09, including resort fees and taxes.

All in all, we’d stay at the Plaza again anytime.

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A Christmas Carol, Vegas style

Las Vegas has its very own Ebenezer Scrooge this year and his name is Virgin Las Vegas President Cliff Atkinson. With his Canadian private equity overlords, he going full Ebenezer on the many Bob Cratchits who toil for him. He’s begrudging them their lump of coal by offering paltry raises which would put them in a literally substandard position vis-a-vis their Las Vegas Strip brethren. Small wonder Atkinson talks about repositioning Virgin LV as a locals casino: He wants to spend Sam’s Town money for a Strip-adjacent resort. Perhaps Cliff got knocked on the head and woke up thinking he was operating Casino Royale. He’s certainly in the running to be Margaret Elardi‘s spiritual heir.

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Hockey Knights in Vegas Episode 92 — Let’s Eat!

Hockey Knights in Vegas is BACK!


Coming off a very difficult and successful road trip, the VGK’s next 7 out of 8 games are at the
Fortress. Eddie & Chris look back at the road trip and look forward to the upcoming “Feast at the Fortress!”

Like most episodes, predictions close the show. And this time, Eddie almost hits the nail on the
head!

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Stocking stuffers

Finally! November brought some bonafide good news from Louisiana, as casino revenues finally trended upward in a manner in which we can believe. They not only rebounded 11% from last year, they were 2% higher than 2019. New product—Treasure Chest 2.0 and Caesars New Orleans—drove the bus, accounting for most of the upsurge from 2023 and all of the improvement from 2019 (a 3% swing). Treasure Chest exploded to $12 million (+88%) and Caesars leapt 28.5% to $26.5 million. Other New Orleans casinos and racinos were revenue-positive, too: Boomtown New Orleans ($10 million, 5%), Fair Grounds ($3 million, 7.5%) and Amelia Belle ($2.5 million, 6%). The excitement in the Crescent City probably gave Caesars Entertainment a welcome distraction from woebegone Horseshoe Lake Charles, which plunged 12% to $6.5 million. Golden Nugget jumped 11% to $28 million, ahead of still-impressive L’Auberge du Lac ($26 million, 9.5%) and Delta Downs ($14 million, 17%).

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