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What Do You Do?

Bob Dancer

A gambling friend shared an incident that happened to him at a casino recently. It’s never happened to me, but it could. I’m writing this as a hypothetical, because there are a lot of different ways it could turn out. So, there are lots of choices to be made — and it’s probably wise that you’ve at least thought about it beforehand.

I’m waiting for a casino drawing. They call my name and I have three minutes to make my way up to wherever the drawing is being held. Usually that’s no problem. But what if I’m doing something else?

If I’m playing video poker, it’s usually easy to cash out and leave the machine. If there are players around, let them know that you’ll be back after the drawing. That usually works.

But let’s say I’m playing a slot machine, and the machine is positive. That is, assume it’s well known that it’s a play if the mini jackpot is at least 20, and it’s now at 25. If you leave this machine unguarded, often somebody else will recognize the situation for what it is and play until the jackpot hits.

Now you need to get some casino employee to watch your machine. So, I’ll start hollering and making quite a commotion. Usually, some employee will come investigate. When that happens, I explain that I’ve been called for the drawing — and usually the employee will assist you. Not always, but usually.

Another situation is that you’ve hit the bonus round on the machine, and the bonus round takes several minutes to play out. This is actually better for you because nobody can claim the machine while this is happening. You can actually leave the machine while hollering and searching for an employee. 

If you know for a fact that the bonus round will result in a W-2G, then it’s okay to leave — assuming your card was in the machine and the casino can identify who hit the jackpot. But usually, you don’t know for sure. It might end up for more than $1,200, and it might not. If it only goes up to $1,100 and you’re not around when it finishes, someone can cash out with your win plus however much in credits you had before the bonus round started. They can collect the ticket, cash it out, and leave the casino before you return. Casinos have different policies on how much, if any, of your money you’ll retrieve.

If hollering doesn’t work, you’ll need to make a quick analysis of how much the slot machine jackpot is worth versus how much the drawing is worth. If it’s a drawing where you get at least $500, and can earn quite a bit more than that, and the slot jackpot will only be $200, then it’s an easy choice. If the hollering doesn’t work, cash out and go to collect your drawing winnings. If you’re playing on the two-cent machine, 40 coins at a time, you probably should leave another screen (perhaps one cent, 50 coins at a time) that is not in positive mode so maybe the good game will still be there when you return.

On the other hand, if the drawing is for $100 and you believe your equity in the machine is worth quite a bit more than that, then you simply keep playing the slot machine if the hollering doesn’t work. Yes, you’d like to collect both, but sometimes you have to make a choice.

One way to guard against this is to not do anything else while waiting for a drawing. That’s fine, but not doing anything is worth $0 per hour. And these drawings can go on for quite some time — especially if there are one or more rounds of redraws because people didn’t show up when their names were called. And unless it’s a fairly unusual situation, you are probably not a favorite to be called in the drawing. The combination of being called and being on a game that can’t be left without losing equity and you can’t find an employee to watch the machine is pretty remote. It could happen, of course, but usually it’s better for me to be scouting while I’m waiting for the names to be called. I don’t have to be present for three minutes and if necessary, I can run from quite a distance in three minutes. (Well, maybe not today. As I write this, I’m still recovering from hip surgery — so running is not an option — but that is hopefully a short-lived restriction.)

It’s a nice problem to have — because you’re going to be getting some money — but getting all of your money is better than getting part of your money.

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Podcast – Lauri Thompson episode 16

Podcast - Nicholas Forte - Pastry Chef episode 14

Lauri Thompson came to Las Vegas as a dancer in 1980.  She went from Las Vegas strip entertainer to a top entertainment attorney, with a stop along the way as Susie Spirit on the original GLOW – Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

You can reach me at [email protected], or find me on Twitter @RWM21. If you like the show please tell a friend you think might like it, or if you are really ambitious leave a review wherever you listen.

Here is the clip of Lauri getting her arm dislocated in an episode of GLOW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDxYpEKotyU

Podcast – https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lthompsonfinal–58687137

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Atlantic City feels chilly; Old dog, new tricks

Those scenic beaches of storied Atlantic City felt January’s cold winds last month, down 3% to $205 million. Table game play was actually more aggressive, with casinos winning 3% more ($59 million) and 6% bigger volume of wagering. But slots took that back and more, as revenue fell 6% to $143 million and coin-in declined 6% as well. But casinos did 16% better than in 2019. So things could have been a great deal worse.

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“Dreams do come true in Vegas”

Bobby Vegas: Friends Don’t Let Friends Play Triple-Zero Roulette

People come to Vegas often wanting to fulfill a fantasy, such as winning a million, living the high life, or experiencing their favorite celebrity. Well, here’s mine.

Let’s dream big — like hanging out with superstar Bruno Mars in a posh bar and lounge he curated. One that feels like some luxe fantasy-penthouse sunken living room in the round, saturated with some out-of-this-world live and DJ music and then (heck, let’s go for broke) toss in dancing with Janelle Monae and her friends on an intimate carpeted dance floor.

Oh wait. I did that. On a Monday night no less. With a few close friends —
maybe a couple of hundred of them.

This is Vegas, baby! At. Its. Best.

Monday wasn’t just the day after the Super Bowl. It was opening night of Bruno’s ultra-lounge, the Pinky Ring, at Bellagio. And as a major Bruno fan, I had to be there. No matter what.

For those not in the know, “Pinky Ring” is from Mars’ iconic worldwide smash hit “24K Magic” and the now-unforgettable line, “Players, put your pinky rings up to the moon! Girls, what y’all tryna do?”

You can go rock with the Super Bowl champions and Marshmello. Fine with me. This, however, is my fantasy come true and as Bruno declared on Monday, “This is it! And you’re never gonna hear anything like the Hooligans. I’ve traveled all around the world with these guys and they are tight!”

No doubt.

I was shocked and incredibly excited to learn that Bruno Mars was going to bring his own personal style to a venue that’s so special and intimate, it’s hard to believe that the Master of 24K Magic was sitting a mere 30 feet away, while we mortals got down to some fantastic beats blasting out of his killer band.

The super-tight Hooligans run the gamut from jazz-infused funk jams to epic covers, from Curtis Mayfield and Michael Jackson to Motown classics or Cheryl Lynn’s “Got To Be Real.” And man, do they lay down the groove.

The pre-opening Saturday night was a private star-studded event with Janelle Monae singing “Tightrope” in a duet with Bruno, all while Lady Gaga, T Pain, and others rocked along.

Oh, did I mention all his Grammys are on display as you walk in?

Though there’s no guarantee Bruno will sing, he did two numbers on Monday, including Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It on.”

So beat feet to Bellagio and be sure you catch this stellar experience. The Hooligans are playing for two weeks, through Sunday the 25th. Other guests drop in, like Lady Gaga’s bandleader and horn player Brian Newman, sometimes even Bruno.

The Pinky Ring opens at 5 p.m. and closes at 2 a.m., 3 on the weekends. The music starts around 9. Arrive early for the great DJs and dancing, where you’ll find me. Tables for two or four go quickly. Seatings are for two hours and minimum spend is a ridiculously low $75 per person. And like his show, no phones or videos. What happens in the Pinky Ring stays in the Pinky Ring.

There’s some standing room only. And that, for now, is free.

Be there. You’ll never forget it.

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Hockey Knights in Vegas Episode 69: The Crosscheck, the Griddy, and Ashali Vise!

Hockey Knights in Vegas is BACK!

In today’s episode, Chris and Eddie start out with a charged debate over the big story in the NHL this week: the Toronto Maple Leafs’ Morgan Reilly’s vicious crosscheck of the Ottawa Senators’ Ridley Greig for breaking the NHL’s unwritten code and the subsequent five-game suspension. There’s a lot to unwrap and there is no shortage of opinions by the guys.

Unfortunately, former Golden Knight Ryan Reaves makes the episode in a bad way, as his comments on the incident got him destroyed on social media.

And then, out of nowhere, our hosts welcome a very special guest, VGK rinkside reporter Ashali Vise!

What we thought was going to be a quick 15-minute chat turned into nearly 40 minutes of one of the best special-guest segments in all of Hockey Knights in Vegas history.

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Penn underperforms, as does Louisiana

Did somebody screw the pooch at Penn Entertainment? It appears to have flubbed its ESPN Bet launch, judging by its 4Q23 numbers, which were an interactive bath in red ink. J.P. Morgan analyst Joseph Greff called them “much (much) larger … than what we were expecting … We think investors were bracing for a wide range of Interactive losses, but the magnitude of the absolute dollar value is, we think, surprising.” He had anticipated a loss of $180 million (the Wall Stree consensus was $151 million) and Penn came in -$334 million. Wow. We knew ESPN Bet-related promos had been—well, the word “generous” is inadequate. But we never anticipated this. And when you’ve lost Greff you’ve lost Wall Street.

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TOO OUT OF IT TO PLAY? CASINO GAMBLING TRIPS GONE WRONG

This post is syndicated by the Las Vegas Advisor for the 888 casino group. Anthony Curtis comments on the 888 article introduced and linked to on this page.

AC Says:

Gambling and drinking. These two activities have gone hand in hand forever and the consensus is it’s not a good mix for the gambler. If it were, the casinos wouldn’t be offering it. The four examples in this article pretty much constitute the worst-case scenario, but the lesson that drinking can undermine responsibility should be heeded by all players. An interesting twist on this theme is that drinking can be used against the casinos by some clever advantage players who drink to some level as a form of “camouflage” when playing with an edge, e.g., counting cards in blackjack. A player who’s steadily consuming alcohol tends to look less suspicious to casino personnel on the lookout for threats. Of course, the player has to be able to maintain his game while drinking. While he didn’t bring this up in the article, author Michael Kaplan is certainly aware of the ploy. His book, The Advantage Players, is being published by Huntington Press and is expected to be out this summer.

This article was written by Michael Kaplan in association with 888Casino.

TOO OUT OF IT TO PLAY? CASINO GAMBLING TRIPS GONE WRONG

Everybody loves to get casino freebies. Gamble for high enough stakes and you wind up with a hotel suite and dinner at the joint’s fanciest restaurant. Really fire it up, and the casino covers your airfare and may even send a private jet.

At rock bottom, though, anyone in action gets offered free alcoholic beverages. Sit at a casino bar, drop $20 into a video poker machine mounted on the bar’s surface and the drinks will flow your way as long as you keep playing.

High rollers may get bottles of Louis XIV cognac and tumblers of fine single-malt scotch while the rest of us content ourselves with well drinks of vodka and tonic. And if we get drunk with $20 at risk in a game of chance that we’re unlikely to win anyway, who cares?

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Boardwalk betrayal; Mega-Jottings

Atlantic City dip; Another strike in Motown?

Looking forward to a smoke-free day in Atlantic City? Better forget about it, at least if state Sen. John Burzichelli (D) gets his way. In a stunning betrayal of casino workers, he’s proposing a bullshit ‘reduction’ of casino smoking areas that would make even fewer allowances for health than the industry plan put forward by sock-puppet state Sen. Vince Polistina (D). While table games would be in enclosed spaces staffed by “volunteers,” it’s basically open season on slot workers and customers: “it would allow smoking in unenclosed areas of the casino floor that contain slot machines and are designated as smoking areas that are more than 15 feet away from table games staffed by live dealers.” In order words, casino employees are so many human sacrifices for Big Gaming’s Trenton pawns.

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MGM “confusing”; January the new cruelest month

Perplexity was the mood of J.P. Morgan analyst Joseph Greff when confronted with MGM Resorts International‘s 4Q23 numbers, as “there were lots of moving parts.” Cash flow came in 1% higher than expected and Las Vegas Strip-derived cash flow of $864 million was way above Greff’s $794 million forecast. However, he discounted $50 million of that due to high hold percentages in table games (read: players were exceptionally unlucky). Macao generated cash flow of $262 million where Greff had expected $236 million. And regional cash flow—$233 million—well undershot Greff’s anticipated $264 million, J.P. Morgan having admittedly underestimated the hit MGM Grand Detroit would take from last autumn’s strike. Greff’s price target edged up two dollars to $54/share, a conservative move.

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