How are you going to spend you check?

If you are in the higher echelon of the Venezuela social order you can determine your check amount with this formula.   Your check goes down $5 for every $100 you made over 75k

Check = $1200  -  ( (2018 taxable income  - 75k) / 100) * $5

But if you're a multi-billion-dollar corporation, the sky's the limit! Especially if you're in tight with The Big Minoosh, who is about to become the most popular man in Washington.

I intend to spend my $1200 on MAGA hats; that's enough to make a bonfire.

Wife and I discussed this very thing today. She will give her portion to our church. I have not decided for sure as of yet, maybe our community foundation and maybe not.

I am thinking of hookers. Nobody is looking out for them and they don't get any unemployment. Save the hookers!

That is true Mark! Central Nebraska is not really a hotbed for hookers, guess I can go to Omaha.

I wonder if they will qualify as gig economy workers under the new unemployment benefits package?

Maybe they can haunt truck stops, lending new meaning to "This economy sucks!"

Or you can use them as emergency toilet paper.

How about a rally for the hookers? We could hold it in an evangelical church!!

The total amount of the stimulus bill is 2.2 trillion.     To put that in perspective - thats over $6,000 for every man, woman, and child in this country.    

Almost seems like that would be a better way to spend the 2.2 trillion.