5th Annual Weenie Dog Football Challenge!

Wow. Do I have a leg humper of a pick this week. I like the mediocre NY Jets to beat the even more mediocre Arizona Cardinals by more than 4 1/2 points. The Cardinals already had the offensive line in the league (with all due respect to the Chicago Bears). Now center Lyle Sendlein, the only reliable player up front for Arizona, is out.

Follow my lead and take the Jets minus-4 1/2 so we can all make some $$$ on Sunday!

Whad'ya got Roscoe?
Have I got an easy money pick for you guys this week. I am taking the red Hot 49'ers minus 7 points over the lowly Rams.

The niners new QB is awesome! Dude can run, pass, and rack up the yards...making it look easy as pie!

Niners win this game HUGE! By at least a dozen points!

Take that to the bank!!

I also like B-J's pick this week...I am gonna have to parlay his with mine this week! WOO HOOO!!

Good luck to all those making these weenie wagers!

May the power of the weenie pups be with you.

--Roscoe
Both weenie dogs took big dumps this week.

The Jets were pathetic, but still managed to win by one point.

The 49ers lost in overtime.
****Time for an update after week #13 ****

Both weenie dogs farted out a loser this weekend!


Roscoe ended his win streak when the Niners played a horrible game, and lost in over time

Blackjack also ended his win streak, as his Jets pick did win, but did NOT cover the 4.5 point spread


The standings after week 13 are:

1st place Roscoe with a record of 9-4

2nd place Blackjack with a record of 6-7



Good luck on this coming weekends action boys.


--Rizzo aw:


Roscoe starting to nose ahead in the standings.
What an ugly game, that Jets-Cardinal matchup.

If God has any mercy none of you were subjected to that game on TV. Here in Chandler, the suburbs of Phoenix, we were stuck with it.

Let me tell you about the ending. With the Jets up by 1 point and 1:55 left, Shonn Greene was headed into the end zone. But rather than complete his TD run, he took a knee on the 1-yard line. It was the right thing to do because it meant the Jets could take three knees and run out the clock. Ironically, the only way Greene takes a knee is if the Jets are ahead by exactly 1 point, not trailing, not tied and not ahead by 2 points and that there was 1:55 left. If this would-be TD had occurred one play earlier (just prior to the two-minute warning), Greene would have scored because the Jets could not mathematically run out the clock.

Geez, can't buy a break.
Here is a sure-fire way to make some holiday spending money this weekend: Bet the Indianapolis Colts to defeat the visiting Tennessee Titans my more than 5 points at Lucas Oil Stadium. ... Indy won by 6 at Tennessee earlier this year. So they will win be at least that much at home.

Bet big on this game, cash in the ticket and race to Petsmart for some holiday treats!
My 5 star, money making , pick of the week is the Pittsburgh Steelers minus 8 over the Shitty San Diego Chargers!

The Chargers flat out suck this year, especially the head coach, who cannot keep up with adjustments throughout the game.

This team has blown so many leads in the 2nd half, its not even funny.

Big Ben is now back under center for the Stelers, so the 8 points should be an easy cover!

Take that to the bank amigos!

Good luck to brother black jack (he needs it) and also to everyone else who is making these weenie wagers

--Roscoe
****Time for an update after week #14 ****

For the 2nd week in a row, both weenie dogs farted out a loser this weekend!


Roscoe extended his losing streak when the Steelers, played sloppy football, and gave up an easy win to the horrible Chargers

Blackjack also extended his losing streak, as his Colts pick did win, but did NOT cover the 5 point spread


The standings after week 14 are:

1st place Roscoe with a record of 9-5

2nd place Blackjack with a record of 6-8



Good luck on this coming weekends action boys.


--Rizzo
Its time to put an end to this losing streak.

This week, I have got a sure fire winner!

I am going with the Hot Denver Broncos minus 2.5 points over the depleted Baltimore Ravens!

The Raven's defense has been riddled with injuries on the 2nd half of the season, and they can't seem to get the offense to click! The only bright spot being a steady dose of Ray Rice, but since Flacco can't pass very well, and the receivers keep dropping easy balls, it gets easy enough to simply stack the box, and put a stop to #27!

On the other hand....Peyton Manning has meshed with his new team, much faster then anyone ever anticpiated. They are scoring at will, and keep long 80+ yard drives going for long periods of time.

This game will be won by at least 7 points...so the 2.5 is easy as stealing cookie bones from Black jack year after year! LOL

Take that to the bank!

Good luck to all those making the weenie wagers this weekend...and good luck to B-J too. He needs it BIG TIME!!

--Roscoe
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