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yo eleven
yo eleven
Mar 12, 2013
4:14am
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Ellen Monster has been coming here for 6 years. She really doesn't believe this, does she?
Ellen Locke
Ellen Locke
Mar 12, 2013
8:51am
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I think there are some very jealous people on this board. That's what I KNOW.
albeadle33
albeadle33
Mar 12, 2013
2:21pm
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I know how to win, at least on the vp machines. You buy someone's strategy cards and books and software and read and practice, you pick the best paytable you can find which is close to or over the 100% threshhold, then you just play. I was told in a class that this method made money every year for the instructor, who also was the recipient of my money in the sales dept. So doesn't that mean it's guaranteed?

Damn straight.
arshaleign
arshaleign
Mar 12, 2013
3:31pm
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Originally posted by: albeadle33
I know how to win, at least on the vp machines. You buy someone's strategy cards and books and software and read and practice, you pick the best paytable you can find which is close to or over the 100% threshhold, then you just play. I was told in a class that this method made money every year for the instructor, who also was the recipient of my money in the sales dept. So doesn't that mean it's guaranteed?...
Absolutely not! You thought you should play games "close to" 100%? I bet you can't quote one sentence where your book author ever said anything that stupid about advantage play.

Advantage players only play games that are over 100%, including players club and other EV enhancing stuff. Period. I'm sure that was explained to you in the first few pages of your book, which makes me wonder what other stuff you missed. I'm guessing that you overbet your bankroll in the first couple of weekends, and that's why you are bitter.

And everyone, I know this thread isn't about VP, but I needed to respond to this silliness.

tonyrob
tonyrob
Mar 12, 2013
4:29pm
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Originally posted by: arshaleign
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Originally posted by: albeadle33
I know how to win, at least on the vp machines. You buy someone's strategy cards and books and software and read and practice, you pick the best paytable you can find which is close to or over the 100% threshhold, then you just play. I was told in a class that this method made money every year for the instructor, who also was the recipient of my money in the sales dept. So doesn't that mean it's guaranteed?...
Absolutely not! You thought you should play games "close to" 100%? I bet you can't quote one sentence where your book author ever said anything that stupid about advantage play.

Advantage players only play games that are over 100%, including players club and other EV enhancing stuff. Period. I'm sure that was explained to you in the first few pages of your book, which makes me wonder what other stuff you missed. I'm guessing that you overbet your bankroll in the first couple of weekends, and that's why you are bitter.

And everyone, I know this thread isn't about VP, but I needed to respond to this silliness.


What Albeadle actually said that this method made money every year for the instructor!

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BobOrme
BobOrme
Mar 12, 2013
5:07pm
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Originally posted by: arshaleign
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Originally posted by: albeadle33
I know how to win, at least on the vp machines. You buy someone's strategy cards and books and software and read and practice, you pick the best paytable you can find which is close to or over the 100% threshhold, then you just play. I was told in a class that this method made money every year for the instructor, who also was the recipient of my money in the sales dept. So doesn't that mean it's guaranteed?...
Absolutely not! You thought you should play games "close to" 100%? I bet you can't quote one sentence where your book author ever said anything that stupid about advantage play.

Advantage players only play games that are over 100%, including players club and other EV enhancing stuff. Period. I'm sure that was explained to you in the first few pages of your book, which makes me wonder what other stuff you missed. I'm guessing that you overbet your bankroll in the first couple of weekends, and that's why you are bitter.

And everyone, I know this thread isn't about VP, but I needed to respond to this silliness.

Pay attention! You can't win when the machine gets pissed off at you!

treegirl
treegirl
Mar 12, 2013
9:32pm
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Originally posted by: tonyrob
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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
Clarification: After hitting on the switcheroo, you will want to change to a different spot. The machine gets really pissed when it figures out it has been tricked. I feel sorry for the next person sitting down at that machine but that's just the way it is.


This IS a joke, right?


Ya think?
"She" seems to post odd threads when the board gets boring.
jphelan
jphelan
Mar 13, 2013
2:33am
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Do you think EllenMonster might be Anthony's wife? It would explain quite a bit.
yo eleven
yo eleven
Mar 13, 2013
4:14am
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Originally posted by: EllenMonster
I think there are some very jealous people on this board. That's what I KNOW.


Jealous of what?
Blade
Blade
Mar 13, 2013
4:57am
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Grab a slot technician wearing a tool belt.... have them take their screw driver out and loosen up your machine.

Slip them a LVA 2-4-1 buffet coupon.
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